My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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