Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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