The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
high people should be assigned attendants
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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