Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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