I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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