: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
