i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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