yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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