Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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