It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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