i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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