So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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