and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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