CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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