ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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