I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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