White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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