On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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