she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
3 2 1 whiskey
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
