so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
