Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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