yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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