Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I feel like abortions should bother me more
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Randomize