I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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