OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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