It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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