Dual....:-)
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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