We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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