I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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