North Korea, Best Korea!
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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