I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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