google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I smell like Dick and happiness
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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