Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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