we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
sarcasm needs its own font
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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