omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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