She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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