She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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