The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Randomize
