I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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