AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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