walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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