You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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