Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
i believe in u and ur pee
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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