You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
