Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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