i would punch a child for taco bell
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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