If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Sober January is a disaster.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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