We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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