i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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