quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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