Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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