Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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