Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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